1. talesof4chan:

    Anon vacations in Bongland

  2. mel0nfuckerr:

    when your mum makes you go buy milk and let’s you keep the change


    (via awkwardvagina)

  3. thebabbagepatch:


    A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

    (via jingsy)

  4. vvankinq:

    tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you

    (Source: awwww-cute, via jingsy)

  5. porkskins:


    I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

    everything is good

    (via booty-queen)

  6. surprisebitch:

    gf: babe come over

    bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

    gf: im off my period



    (Source: surprisebitch, via booty-queen)

  7. treecko:


    (Source: tibets, via breadmaakesyoufat)

  8. uglygirlsclub:

    i keep going back to look at this

    (via dulect)